Luyan Jun didn't know how long this kiss lasted. When he finally came to his senses, Tongtong had already retreated and stood back in her original spot, licking her lips contentedly. She smiled brightly, a bit overzealously, and said, "Hehe, okay then!"

Okay... okay?

Did this little brat's brain short-circuit or something?!

Pretending to be crazy and acting dumb by claiming to be a deity is one thing, but at such a young age, resorting to hooliganism?!

"That...?" Tong Tong shook her head and looked around for a corner. She sat down with her short chubby legs folded, placing her hands on top of them, before finally raising her head to look at Lu Yanjun. "Jun Jun, just do your own thing~ I'll just stay here!"

"You..." Lu Yanjun was filled with anger and didn't know where to direct it. This crazy person in front of him, at least he was still a child. If he were an adult, Lu Yanjun would have already gone up and exchanged punches with him. Furthermore, sitting there didn't really bother him much, aside from being slightly annoying. He didn't know how to scold him properly.

But that kiss just now...

Luyan Jun unconsciously raised his hand and touched his own lips.

Because he was too impulsive just now, Luyan Jun didn't carefully savor his "first kiss." It wasn't until now that he realized that after that kiss, his chest has been warm all along.

Tong Tong's lips are small and soft. It's like being kissed by a little baby, quite pleasant...

A load of crap!

He's not a pervert who likes young children!

"You should just leave..." This inexplicable pedophilic plot gave Lu Yan a shiver down his spine. He raised his hand and vigorously waved it in the air, then turned his head and walked straight to the door plaque. "I'm not suitable for you. If you've had your fun, please go home."

"This is where Tong Tong's home is!"

"What?"

Lu Yanjun suddenly turned his head and once again met the gaze of a small figure sitting in the corner of the room. This figure was none other than Tong Tong, who sat cross-legged, appearing completely unbothered.

It's really...

Luyan Jun clenched his fist and stood there for a long time. Suddenly, he rolled his eyes and muttered under his breath, "Damn it... Whatever... I'm really fed up..."

While speaking, he walked to the door and put on his shoes. He pushed the door open and walked out.

The weather outside was not very good, with a gloomy sky that matched Lu Yanjun's current mood.

This person, he's not most afraid of encountering crazy people, but he's afraid of encountering these delusional psychopaths. If it weren't for the fact that the auntie selling boxed lunches next to the point family's side was about to close, Lu Yanjun really wanted to hold onto this brat who calls himself a "zashiki warashi" and deliver him directly to the police uncle.

With this thought in his heart, Lord Luyan lifted his leg, preparing to descend the steps of the apartment.

As soon as he took a step forward, he felt his thigh go weak, and his entire leg suddenly contracted. Stepping down, he directly stepped onto the edge of the stairs.

The sudden loss of balance almost caused Lu Yanjun to roll down the stairs. Fortunately, he grabbed onto the nearby railing with one hand. Otherwise, he would probably be lying on the ground right now, calling 999 for help while holding onto his phone...

Keeping the same posture, Luyan Jun leaned on the railing and remained in the same spot for a long time. Only then did he feel his pounding heart slowly calming down.

With wide open eyes, Luyan Jun looked around the surroundings. He really had the urge to curse loudly now.

What's this called?

Misfortunes never come alone...