"Zuo... Zuo Fu Tong Zi...?" Ruyan Jun was taken aback by what he said, completely bewildered.

He knows about the Zashiki Warashi. This is a widely known fairy in Japanese folklore, and can also be considered a small deity in households and warehouses.

Legend has it that as long as there is a "zashiki warashi" present, the family will prosper.

可…

"Kid, have you been reading too many children's books?" Lu Yanjun rolled his eyes and reached out his finger to poke the head of the child who claimed to be a 'Zuofu Child', saying, "Come on, little baby, let brother teach you! In this world, there are no gods or demons! Got it?"

"Uh!" Tongtong was caught off guard by his actions and almost stumbled and fell to the ground. He covered his head with his little fleshy hand and pouted, glaring at Luyan Jun. "Stinky Jun Jun! What do you take Tongtong for!"

"Mini crazed fanatic." Lu Yanjun suppressed the urge to curse someone, propped himself up on his knees, and prepared to stand up. He had been really unlucky lately! Losing his job was bad enough, and now he had run into a trouble-making brat with a defective brain?

Kelor Yangeun had not yet straightened his body when suddenly, he felt his arm being pulled.

Taking a closer look, Tongtong tightly gripped the edge of his sleeve with her small hands.

"You don't--" Just as Duke Luyan was about to scold this little brat, he suddenly noticed that Tongtong's small mouth pursed shut. Her gaze, fixed on him, began to blur with tears. She looked exactly like a pitiful little creature who had truly been abandoned by her "father"...

"If Junjun, if you don't accept Tongtong... Tongtong will disappear!" Tongtong squeezed out these words from her tightly pursed little mouth, and her originally round and plump face became more and more swollen, until the last few sentences formed a ball.

"Disappear?" Lu Yanjun twitched his temples as he stared at the pitiful child in front of him. There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even had the urge to give him a slap and let him cry his heart out!

After years of watching tacky TV dramas, Luyan Jun realized that when dealing with children or someone who is mentally unstable, one should maintain a consistent attitude: whatever they say is true, without any argument!

So, this kid in front of me is a complete psycho...

"Okay~ Then I'll accept you," Lù Yán Jun, unaware of how he managed it, tugged at the corners of his mouth and revealed a super bright and affectionate smile. "Alright, Tong Tong~ don't cry, okay~"

Inner thoughts: Fucking brat, once you fall asleep, I'll throw you into the moat of Osaka Castle! Ahem, that might be a bit too extreme, I should hand you over to the police uncle!

"Really?" Upon hearing this, Tongtong wiped away her tears with her little hands and stood in front of Luyan Jun. With a pair of big, kind, and black eyes fixed on his gaze, she asked, "So, Junjun, will you... agree to take me in?"

This...

Why does Lu Yan always feel more awkward the more he listens?!

His sixth sense told him that it seemed like he had stepped into a strange trap; if he were to enter, it was likely that the rest of his life would be met with enormous "trouble"…

But...

What kind of trouble could be more troublesome than the "trouble" right in front of us now?

After weighing the options in his mind, Luyan Jun made a decision. He nodded seriously at Tongtong and said, "Hmm, I'll accept it-- um!"

As the words from Lu Yanjun's mouth had not yet fallen, he suddenly saw a small figure leaping up, and immediately felt that his lips were sealed...

The sudden turn of events forced Luyan Jun to widen his eyes in disbelief. He stared at Tong Tong, who suddenly leaned over and kissed his lips, and his whole body froze in shock.

This is my goddamn first kiss!

Did you just let that brat take it away like this?!