After eating and drinking to his heart's content, Liao Qing suddenly thought of something. He immediately sat up and pulled down his pants, then pulled out his "bird" to examine it. Finally, he felt a great sense of relief in his heart.

Thank goodness! The length of the foreskin is okay now, there's no need for circumcision, it's simply perfect.

However, unexpectedly, in the next moment, the door was pushed open, and then two people stared at each other with wide eyes.

Gan Lin Niang ah...

Why do I always run into all the bad luck? This is really unfair.

This time, I was truly embarrassed to the point where I wanted to bang my head against the wall.

To make matters even more embarrassing and make him want to puke blood and die, Liao Ning coldly added a sarcastic remark, "Kids who engage in *that* won't grow tall."

Child! I am not a child! I am twenty-two years old.

Liao Qing pouted angrily and once again exposed their back to Liao Ning.

"By the way, I'm usually quite busy as well. How about I send my dog over to keep you company?"

"Ah? ... Oh, okay."

Liao Qing used to have a police dog before, which was exceptionally clever. However, it passed away peacefully a few days ago. Since he has always loved dogs since he was young, he did not refuse.

"That dog is more loyal to its owner. It has been starving these past few days without you and recently, it has been acting strangely aggressive, being hostile towards everyone."

Is this so? How could a corgi be so fierce towards people???

When he saw the dog, he finally confirmed that the corgi was indeed going crazy.

When it went crazy, it even bit its own owner!

"Woof woof woof woof woof!" (It's you, you bastard, whom I'm biting.)

Liao Qing kicked it to the end of the bed with one foot, and then both the person and the dog caused a ruckus in the hospital room. When a crazy dog gets aggressive, it's absolutely terrifying; feathers from the pillow were scattered all over the floor due to its scratching.

And why, for some reason, did I actually understand what this crazy dog was saying?

"Woof woof woof woof woof!" (You fucking tell me clearly, where the hell is this place!)

"Alright! Ceasefire first!" Liao Qing cautiously stared at the rabid dog, afraid that if he was hospitalized again, he would have to go through the ordeal of getting a rabies vaccine.

"Woof woof woof..."

After communicating with the dog for a while, the man suddenly realized that this dog was actually the drug dealer who had been blown up by Liao Qing.

"Hehe, what a turn of fate, who can escape the heavens' judgment! Who the f*** allowed you to traffic drugs? In your next life, you'll be reborn as a dog!"

"Woof woof woof woof woof woof wuwu!" (I am not a drug dealer, I worked as an undercover agent in that den for several years, and it took a lot of effort to earn the boss's trust and become the second-in-command. But in the end, you blew me up!)

"Um... I'm sorry," Liao Qing suddenly felt very sorry for the dog in her heart.

"Woof woof woof woof woof!!" (Haha, does saying sorry even matter? What's the point of apologizing if it's not useful? Why do we need the police if apologies are enough! You bastard, change me back!)

"I also want to go back," Liao Qing said, "but you better be a bit more united and not be mean to me anymore, or I'll be careful to cut off your balls."

"Wang wu wu wu..." (You think I'm afraid of you.)

Suddenly, the door of the hospital ward was opened, and a group of nurses came in carrying dog food. "Wow, such a cute doggie! I want to pinch its butt!!!"

"Such an adorable little Corgi! Have you given him a name?"

"Take... take it... and he will... he will be called Wealth and Fortune," Liao Qing blurted out a name.

Dog Fugui, feeling very dissatisfied, wanted to pounce on him for another fight, but was held back by the nurse sister. "Wow, such a soft tummy~ Let me touch it nicely, life is complete!"

"This egg, it’s so big! I really love this cute, perky puppy!"

"Woof woof woof woof!" (Blushing: Don't mess with me! Get lost! Super fierce!)