Emperor's Bad Taste (Chapter 1)
Story: Playing with people's hearts like soap Author:Velvet Verity Novels words:9553 Update time:2023-07-13 06:15:28
After a series of unpleasant and indecent sounds, He Tu finally had a slight understanding of when this scene took place.
It was the beginning of this book, a vivid and lively scene. Well, the uke being gangbanged by a group of people does indeed reflect his perverse taste.
After tugging at the corner of his mouth, He Tu suddenly understood something; his role in this book was the main antagonist. It was as if he had hired people to come and forcefully violate the protagonist himself.
This is going to be even more fun now, and I reckon the attack will come soon. After seeing the pitiful appearance of the abused victim, I won't be able to control myself either.
"One of the guys who looked fierce and evil suddenly slapped the bottom of the submissive guy, saying, 'This bitch has a great waist twist.' Just as he was about to close his eyes and enjoy it, someone tapped him on the shoulder."
"Who is it?" He was about to curse out loudly. At a time like this, anyone who had their plans ruined would definitely be angry.
But when he saw the person in front of him clearly, he didn't dare to act recklessly anymore.
This is his big benefactor, wow.
He Tu glanced at him and casually said, "Take the money and get out quickly."
Several people wanted to hit someone, but this kind of place was not appropriate for making a scene, especially considering they had all received a considerable amount of money.
Only able to leave with a sullen expression.
Looking at the enchanting fairy in front of him, with her face still flushed and her beauty beyond words, He Tu suddenly felt that the world was still very friendly. A second chance at life didn't seem like a bad idea at all.
However, when He Tu remembered the name he had given to Xiaoshou, he forcefully suppressed the sourness rising in his stomach. At that time, readers were complaining one after another about this sour-tooth name, saying that it looked awkward. Sure enough, now the heavens have turned, who can escape the cycle of fate.
He took the clothes that were casually placed on the chair and covered himself with them, making every effort to restrain the twitching of his lips. "Yingying..."
"You..." Yingying's expression was full of resentment. Of course, she knew He Tu and was well aware of his ruthlessness. It was just that the Emperor's brother had taken too much offense at him and had actually summoned so many people to humiliate him.
"What are you going to do?"
Seeing the terrified expression on his face, He Tu Zhen really wanted to curse out loud, "What the hell are you doing, you idiot."
But I don't know why, just a moment ago I was still contemplating it, I never expected myself to blurt it out.
Outside the door, there suddenly came the sound of clapping hands, "What an unexpectedly good show I witnessed! The Empress really surprised me."
Yingying, the little white rabbit, immediately burst into tears and almost couldn't wait to throw herself into the arms of her beloved Emperor brother.
At this moment, He Xie's expression was one of utter disbelief, with his eyes wide open and his jaw dropping in surprise.
The development of this plot is truly incredible.
So melodramatic.
The object that I have successfully conquered catches sight of me openly flirting with his precious one in my hands?
"What else do you have to explain?" The emperor embraced Yingying's slender waist and cast a cold gaze at his beloved empress.
"There's nothing to explain." Can't I just admit defeat? Looking at the blood-red progress bar floating above the emperor's head and an empty frame that gives me a headache.
Looking at his expression, it seemed as if he wanted to gouge out a piece of his own flesh in self-hatred.
As expected, the outcome was unfavorable. Just as they made their debut, they were immediately cast into the cold palace.
However, when I was writing it, it seemed like I always portrayed this empress as very noble and allowed her to freely bully others, making her the most disgusting and detestable character in this story. But as the plot developed, it goes without saying that the fate of these supporting roles... they were all cannon fodder, all executed by the entire clan.
Heihe classmate was deeply worried about his "big meal": "Why is there so little to eat tonight? Is there a feeling of being dumped and depressed..."
He Tu really wanted to express that they had never been together, so how could there be talk of being dumped?
Moreover... does this empress want to ascend to the heavens with all the fat on her body if she eats any more?
I don't know how that dog emperor... oh, no, to be honest, it's his spoiled son, can still remain calm and composed in front of such a face.
There are so many perverse tastes that He Tu has, but now he's the one paying for it all.
Okay, actually he was a little bit shocked when he saw his own reflection in the bronze mirror.
Hmm, it doesn't seem as ugly as expected. At least the features are still decent...
But Hexie, on the other hand, was crying with snot and tears, afraid that his daughter would not be able to get married.
"You're so ugly. What if I can't succeed in winning you over? If I can't win you over, and the expert ends up trapping me, what will happen to Little Crab? My beautiful Meimei is still waiting for me, and we were even discussing having a bunch of little baby crabs..."
He Tugive him annoying ears, and he really didn't understand how the system could have children.
Isn't it just a little overweight? It's still incurable.
This face has fairly well-proportioned features and is passable. However, with the natural beauty inherited from my mother, even if I were to lose weight, I shouldn't become too ugly.
River Crab: "Congratulations, Da Da ~ You have successfully prevented the occurrence of meat. You will be rewarded with 10,000 Meat Points. Please continue to work hard."
"What is the value of minced meat?" He Tu clicked on the strategy guide, not wanting to disturb He Xiaoxie. At this moment, she was probably still wiping away tears in the dark room.
River Crab: "The value of ground meat can be used to purchase various goods in the Universe Smashing Yellow Team, such as chili water, wolf repellent spray, the 18 Moves of Wolf Repellent, and finally, the ultimate product."
"What ultimate product? Is it the most powerful weapon?"
The reason why He Tu, who is slightly obsessive-compulsive, clicked on the gift shop was purely because there was a red number 1 on it.
After the check-in, they even gave a bottle of chili water. Well, to be honest, you really don't need such things at all.
The merchandise above was all anti-wolf weapons, some of which were truly unheard of. By the time I reached the back, my fingers felt a bit uncomfortable from scrolling through them all.
The goods behind seemed to be locked, with a big black question mark on top.
After clicking, a small pop-up box appeared.
"Unlocking requires the necessary conditions to be triggered."
After exiting the system, the sky outside had turned completely dark. Under the flickering light of a red candle, He Tu's thoughts prompted his hand to produce a bright red jar.
Without even looking carefully, the shaking and about to collapse red candle suddenly 'pa' - fell down, instantly making the room pitch black.
What's going on?
He Tu's ears twitched slightly. He had done a lot of training in this kind of dark environment before.
After identifying the target, swiftly launching the attack, He Tu's greatest expertise lies in grappling. However, at this moment, the chili pepper spray in his hand is also not to be underestimated.
"Ah ah ah!" An ear-piercing scream echoed relentlessly, filled with unimaginable anguish.
Relighting the candle, He Tu looked at the thug who was tightly bound and calmly asked, "Who sent you here?"
Isn't it said that this empress not only lacks strength, but is also as beautiful as a celestial being?
After the assassin caught sight of his face, his eyes rolled back and he promptly fainted.
Is this so ugly? Isn't it just a little fat? This is a world where looks matter, it's all about tactics!
Seeing this person who was overwhelmed by his beauty, Hetu just ordered the guards outside to throw him out to feed the dogs, then covered himself with a quilt and continued to stroll around the store.
Just now, he went to the store to browse around, but he was still somewhat intrigued by some of the self-defense skills for fending off wolves inside.
Hetian Xuetong was still in awe, as he was still immersed in the impressive and cool actions of the great master just now.
"Da Da, what kind of martial arts do you want to learn? I can recommend blah blah blah..."
He nearly covered his ears, but it seemed futile.
Having a chatterbox system is something that no one can understand.
But you can still distill a few useful statements from those hundreds of meaningless words.
He Tu chose a cultivation technique called the "Fifteenth Style of Wolf Defense" because the description stated that it can help with weight loss.
Alright, well, how should I put it, the first thing we need to do is at least get rid of this meat.
However, when He Tu saw the price behind it, he couldn't help but curl his lips. "9999 Meat Value, dare you make it even more expensive?"
Mini Theater:
Director: How to interpret the counterattack of a fat person?
He Tu: Perhaps it's just as simple as changing the core of one's soul.
Although he had never done this job before, he quickly became proficient.