The phone in Su Miao's school uniform pocket vibrated lightly twice. Su Miao's eyes flickered, and she glanced at the Mediterranean mathematics teacher spewing saliva on the podium. Quietly, her right hand reached into her pocket and grabbed the phone. While her eyes were fixed on the blackboard, her hand movements were decisive as she took out the phone without any hesitation.

The sound of a shocking message notification came from Taobao. Su Miao has opened an online store selling adult products called "Meow Meow Club". From the initial lack of attention to a stable customer base, it took him three years.

This barely audible vibration alert is intentionally set by Su Miao to avoid receiving customer inquiries during class so that he can respond promptly.

He glanced at the teacher who happened to turn around and was scratching on the blackboard with a piece of chalk. With one hand, he propped up a book to create a small barrier, and with the other hand, he quickly placed his cellphone on the desk. Without haste or excitement, he calmly opened his cellphone to check for messages.

Cut off his little xx: Shopkeeper, hello. I am currently feeling extremely lost and doubting life. Can you accompany me for a chat?

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From the other person's words, Su Miao saw their confusion about life.

Having run a relationship novelty shop for three years, Su Miao had seen all sorts of bizarre problems and customers. Naturally, in this line of work, the issues encountered were always stranger than usual.

After three years, Su Miao has cultivated a tough and resilient body, and has also developed a thick-skinned nature. He no longer gets embarrassed or overwhelmed by bizarre questions from clients like he did in the beginning.

Meow Meow Fun Club: Hello, dear customer. Please tell us your story (*^ω^*)

Su Miao replied to the message in less than two minutes, and the other party's reply came immediately.

He cut off his little * *: It's like this, I don't know when it started, but my boyfriend's desire for me is no longer as strong. We haven't gotten married yet, but he hasn't made love to me since three months ago. Sometimes when I try to initiate it, he would show a look of disgust.

Meow Meow Fun Club: Has he fallen in love with someone else?

He cut off his little ××: No, actually he had his reasons.

Su Miao waited for the other person to speak, while also keeping an eye on the Mediterranean mathematics teacher on the podium as he checked the messages in his spare time.

Cut off his little **: The day before yesterday, I couldn't stand it anymore, so I went to his house to find him. When I arrived, he was taking a shower. I acted on impulse and barged into the bathroom, planning to force myself on him. However, no matter how I tempted him, I realized that he didn't seem interested in me down there. No matter what I did, it wouldn't get up...

Su Miao silently complained, "Isn't it obvious? Men are creatures that think with their lower parts. It's not that your boyfriend isn't interested in you, but rather, he's impotent. The chances of him improving are probably not very high."

As she thought to herself, Su Miao knew that this was also a good opportunity to make money.

Meow Meow Fun Club: Well, there are many reasons for this problem. You can try using a little external help to assist your boyfriend~

Cut off his little xxx: Shopkeeper, please give me 20 boxes of Spring Pills.

Su Miao was dumbfounded.

Meow Meow Fun Club: Hello, we don't sell that medicine in our store. Selling that medicine is illegal and could result in imprisonment (*^ω^*)

Cut off his little ××: Then what do you want me to do?

Meow Meow Fun Club: When I mention external forces, I mean methods to enhance your charm and seductive skills, with no limits~ [Friendly reminder: Our store offers a range of uniforms such as cute maids, gentle nurses, and innocent students, as well as a series of passionate ××, tearing ××, and enchanting ×× outfits~ Welcome, dear customers, to make your selections (*^ω^*)].

The words were already spoken so clearly, and the other party is quite understanding. In just a few minutes, Su Miao received a long string of orders.

Sure! Here's the translation:

"Sure enough, everything suggested by him was all included in the purchase order, without exception."

Having successfully closed such a big business deal, Su Miao cheerfully glanced at the delivery address.

Jingrong Flower Garden.

He raised an eyebrow, surprised to find that this person was also a local client? Moreover, this area was a renowned wealthy district, filled with rows and rows of small villas.

Now even the delivery fee is saved.

When encountering orders from this city, Su Miao, as the owner of this small business, personally delivers the goods.

At this moment, the customer who placed the order sent another message.

Cut off his little ××: Boss, hello. This is my boyfriend's address. Just deliver it directly to him.

Su Miao was busy typing a reply to a message with one hand when the chair he was sitting on was accidentally kicked from behind.

Temporarily blinded by money, Su Miao seemed to have forgotten that she was still in the classroom. She immediately abandoned the books that were shielding her phone and turned her head to ask what was going on.

Li Ang, who sat behind Su Miao, almost caused chaos in the classroom.

This idiot!

"Damn it! The teacher is watching you! The math teacher!" Before Su Miao could turn around, Li Ang urgently and angrily whispered, his face with glasses flushed with impatience, wanting nothing more than to curse.

Su Miao paused for a moment, then looked up towards the podium and met with the intense gaze of his math teacher.

He only paused for a moment before quickly snapping back to his senses, then nonchalantly slipped the phone, which was still glowing on the table, into his pocket.

For Su Miao, a little store manager who was often summoned by clients, it was obvious that she had done this many times in the classroom.

Calm and composed, without any panic or disorder, displaying utmost tranquility, composure, and orderliness.

The math teacher, who was nearly bald on the podium, was on the verge of being infuriated by Su Miao. However, since he had no beard, he could only stare wide-eyed, desperately trying to bore a hole through Su Miao with his gaze.

Su Miao pretended to focus on the book, as he had done in the past. Usually, things would quickly blow over, and the teachers would turn a blind eye.

But today, Su Miao stared at the textbook for two or three minutes without hearing the sound of the math teacher continuing the lesson. He barely opened his eyes and secretly glanced towards the podium, only to lift his head and see a piece of chalk flying straight towards him.

Su Miao slightly dodged to one side, as if it was natural for her to do so, and even her movements were a bit cool, causing the girl next to her to cover her mouth in astonishment and exclaim.

He was quite tall in the class and sat towards the back. Behind him, aside from Li Ang, there was another tall classmate. The chalk didn't hit either of them as it whooshed past and landed on the hand-drawn poster on the back blackboard.

With the sound of the chalk hitting the floor, the explosive roar of the math teacher, who was nearing fifty years old, also rang out, "Su Miao! Stand up!"

As an exemplary student with both good character and academic performance, Su Miao is quite obedient when it comes to dealing with teachers. Upon hearing the words, he immediately stood up and added, "Teacher, I'm sorry."

The math teacher seemed to have calmed down a lot because of this statement, but he was still very unhappy about Su Miao playing with his phone in his class.

"Su Miao, are you going to university or not?" the math teacher scolded angrily.

Su Miao did not retort. Reason told him to let the Mediterranean Sea curse for a few sentences, otherwise, if he retorted again, he wouldn't have a peaceful day.

"Suo Miao, don't think that just because you're good at studying you can do whatever you want and disregard everything!"

Su Miao silently rolled her eyes.

"Now we're in the third year of high school, the main focus should be on studying. So, tell me, what about you..."

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Afterwards, regardless of what the teacher said, Su Miao always maintained a demeanor of repentance and starting anew.

Seemingly feeling a bit thirsty, the math teacher picked up the cup from the lectern and took a couple sips. He weakly gestured to Su Miao and said, "Forget it, go stand in the hallway and listen to the lecture."