Wu Yu is a socially awkward individual. Ever since his father gave him this depressing and troublesome name, his fate of a lonely and, well, hindered life was predetermined.

He was having a great time playing in the world of 2D, using QQ, WeChat, Weibo, and Tieba. But if you wanted him to have a conversation with someone in the real world, no way, no zuo, no die, why do you try? He has been living with obstacles for 23 years and is still a grand! Ma! Gi! cian! The kind who can still cast advanced magic~

So when he was browsing a webpage and a dialogue box popped up in front of him, it said, "Young man, do you want to change your life?"

Ignoring the strange dialect from an unknown place, he nodded without hesitation, saying, "Yes." Then, everything before his eyes turned black.

When he woke up from his headache, he found himself in a large red room. Yes, the kind of bright red like those Northeast China padded jackets. Red curtains, red candles, red quilt, red cabinet. And looking at himself, well, he was also wearing a bright red robe.

So he's actually getting married? Just thinking about it feels quite exciting... Exciting my foot! This is clearly cross-dressing! Hey you!

In the midst of his melancholy, a voice slowly resounded beside him, saying, "Master, are you awake?"

I lifted my head and saw a girl in a distinct red dress. She was bowing her head, her eyes fixed on the ground, kneeling by my bedside.

"The sect leader? Is it the FFF Squad or Love Live, or is it Bottled Devil? Or perhaps, could it be that the girl in front of him is the person destined to marry him?"

"The time has come. Follow me, Leader, to the bath." The girl finished speaking and clapped her hands. Instantly, ten girls in red dresses walked in without a word and carried him out.

Ah... what? Isn't it time to send me to the bridal chamber? By the way, is the color red in fashion this year?! Can't you guys pick a different color to refresh my eyes?

However, his inner outcry was of no use, because his social communication barriers were once again acting up as usual.

However, when he was lifted to the bathtub in front of him, even someone as steady as Mount Tai was stunned.

What is this, this, this, this? A pool filled with milk, roses, and various unnameable flower petals? What kind of commotion is this? Does this grown man need to have a milk bath too?

However, it was still useless... This grown man was still thrown into the bath by ten girls.

And then, something even more terrifying happened. Ten girls, with twenty hands, began to touch him all over, rubbing every part of his body.

Damn! How, how, how, how can someone be this thirsty?!! He's a powerful mage who has been pure for 23 years, not even touching a girl's hand, and now seeing this explicit scene, it's simply... too good to be true!

However, ah, I really hate it, however. He miserably discovered that, astonishingly, there was absolutely no response! Now he began to suspect if, after being a magician for too long, he had lost the basic ability of being a man.

Just as he was in a state of self-abandonment, the girls quickly pulled him out, cleaned him up, dressed him in that set of bright red clothes, and brought him back to the room.

"Master, we will disturb you again when it's time for breakfast," said the leading sister in red, before turning around and leaving.

Wu Yu was left speechless, sitting alone on the bed. What the heck is going on? Can't anyone speak properly?

Wu Yu angrily raised his eyes and looked at an ancient bronze mirror. Who the hell is this? With black hair like a waterfall, eyebrows curved like willow leaves, and phoenix eyes, she definitely looked like a stunning beauty! And it was definitely not his ordinary face that was thrown into the crowd and couldn't be found! Looking at her slender waist, it was definitely not the waist of an ordinary man. Lowering his head to look at a certain organ, damn it, he was a resolute and unyielding man! And he was also an impotent man!... So, did he travel through time and space? ORZ

But the man in front of him who looked too enchanting was clearly not a normal man! Look at his taste in clothing, he is either a hardcore cosplay enthusiast or has a fetish for cross-dressing. Thinking of the sentence he saw on the computer before, "Young man, do you want to change your life?", he knew that this kind of rural accent was almost certainly a scam! Can he get a refund?!! If not, can he leave a negative review?!

However, it's still useless. Young man, congratulations, you have traveled through time.