Lu Yanjun stared at the little guy who had taken over his bed, and his forehead twitched uncontrollably...

Just yesterday, Lord Lu Yan did the dumbest thing in his 23 years of "descending to the mortal realm" -

He brought back trouble.

Luyan Jun is a student studying abroad in Japan, nearly 24 years old. Standing at a height of 183 centimeters, he is considered quite handsome and charismatic—at least that's how he sees himself.

Like most overseas students, before going abroad, he solemnly made a big promise to his mother: If he didn't make a name for himself, he would rather die than return to his home country!

However...

When he graduated from college, Luyan Jun was 21 years old.

He is now three days away from his 24th birthday. He still lives in a small rented apartment in Tennoji Ward, Osaka, struggling to survive by forcefully making a living as a waiter with the meager earnings he earns.

Even he himself felt that his life can no longer be described by a single word "miserable".

But just yesterday, another piece of devastating news came.

When Luo Yanjun, speaking fluent Japanese and wearing a beaming smile, walked into Manager Ishida Kyuichi's office, he was met with a slightly resigned expression on the manager's face. "Mr. Ishida, were you looking for me?"

"Lusang," Mr. Ishida sat upright in his chair, anxiously rubbing his fingers together, "You know... our restaurant's traffic hasn't been very high lately, and we have a surplus of staff..."

When Lu Yanjun heard this, he already understood the meaning behind his words.

As a congenitally unfortunate "unlucky guy" from a foreign land, Lu Yanjun was once again dismissed.

Having walked out of the shop where he had been working for several months, Luyan Jun, who had once again become an unemployed wanderer, felt that his current mood was even worse than the last time he was fired.

But to be honest, it's not because he has a strong attachment to this shop, rather...

"That damn boss... so stingy! If it weren't for the fact that your food is good, I would have left a long time ago!" Luyan Jun jumped down the stairs of the restaurant's main entrance and, with a crooked mouth, started cursing in Chinese.

At this moment, Lu Yanjun could still display a bit of a temper. After all, on the bustling streets, how many islanders could understand the mysterious language from the East that came from his mouth?

"Stupid boss!"

"Chef Er Gou Zi!"

"Flat-chested waitress!"

"Tooth Manager!"

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After scolding every single employee in this rundown restaurant, Lu Yanjun finally felt a sense of relief in his heart. Just as he was about to head towards the direction of the subway, before he could lift his leg halfway, he felt a strange object being kicked by his foot.

It seems... soft and quite elastic??

Luyan Jun was still pondering the wonderful sensation he had just experienced in his travels when he suddenly noticed that the indifferent crowd around him had turned their gaze towards him, one after another.

Uh...

These little Japanese... What happened all of a sudden?

The inexplicable looks from these pedestrians gave Luyan Jun goosebumps all over. He quickly lowered his head to see if he accidentally offended any deities, causing them to stare at him with such strange gazes...

When Luo Yanjun saw the "thing" on the ground clearly, his heart, which had not yet cooled down, instantly turned into a big block of ice.

Lying sprawled before Duke Lu Yan... was a doll — or rather, a half-grown small baby.

This baby is really strange. He or she is not even as tall as one of Luyan Jun's legs. With just one kick, this little doll was knocked down in front of Luyan Jun. Blinking those big eyes, the baby stared up at him without crying, making noise, or babbling...

Lu Yanjun, who was petrified, didn't know how to react for a moment.

He looked at the little baby on the ground, and the little baby looked back at him in the same way. The two of them stared at each other.

Until...

"Dad!!"

The little child suddenly shouted out loud, accompanied by large teardrops flowing down like a waterfall from those big eyes...

I don't know how such a big child managed to stand up on his own. Lu Yanjun watched as the child, who had just been as obedient as a doll, suddenly jumped up and hugged his lower leg. The child's chubby little hands tightly gripped his trouser hem as he continued to sob, tears streaming down his face. "Daddy...don't leave me!!!"

At that moment... Lu Yanjun's heart was filled with three letters: 'S.O.S'

WTF???