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    Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching?

    Chapter 15: Ancestor Bumping into Each Other After Drinking

    Story: Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching? Author:saomao words:4771 Update time:2023-07-01 14:58:52

    After completing the tomb-sweeping, it was finally the weekend with two days off. Cheng Yuanli rested at home for two days, and the swelling on his ankle had already improved significantly.

    Returning to school, it was time to face the midterm exams.

    Liberal arts examination hall.

    Cheng Yuanli found the topic of discussing "how to view foul language" to be very challenging. He struggled to put together a few hundred words, but before he could finish it, the bell rang, and the examination ended.

    Unfortunately, the subject teacher happened to be the head of the grade group, a strict woman.

    "Cheng Yuanli, stand up!" She raised his paper and stared at him with a cold gaze. "Explain to me, what does 'swearing can be beneficial' mean? Which wire in your brain is connected wrong?"

    Cheng Yuanli reluctantly opened the chair and stood up slowly, saying, "This humble subject is without illness."

    "Don't try to sweet talk me! Come up here and collect your test papers!"

    Cheng Yuanli walked over to the lectern, mumbling to himself. He picked up the paper and quickly skimmed through it before saying, "Teacher, the marks are incorrect."

    The teacher raised his hand without hesitation, getting ready to give him a slap.

    Cheng Yuanli was taken aback and instinctively raised his hand to meet the incoming slap, clashing with his teacher's palm, resulting in a crisp "pa" sound.

    ......

    "Hahahahahahaha..." Guan Zhenghuai, who was seated in the middle, burst into laughter first.

    Following that, the whole class burst into laughter.

    The teacher's face turned pale and then purple. He felt that if he argued with him any longer, the class would not be able to continue, so he waved his hand and let Cheng Yuanli leave.

    ……

    For students, what does finishing an exam mean? Of course, it means...

    Roaming everywhere!

    Cheng Yuanli was sitting with his legs crossed, holding a book on liberal arts in one hand, while dangling a piece of lamb skewer in his mouth. He blissfully savored the cumin sprinkled on the skewer.

    This shop is Cheng Yuanli's latest discovery for skewer gathering. It is said to have a five-star rating for deliciousness, a five-star rating for ambiance, and a five-star rating for affordability. As a skewer connoisseur, he must come and taste it.

    The biggest feature of this Music BBQ Bar is that it combines the elements of a bar, BBQ restaurant, and Southern-style tea cafe, and surprisingly, they harmonize seamlessly. The interior is filled with greenery, featuring small bridges and ponds, as well as a BBQ bar with a distinct Western cowboy style. Various wooden materials play a significant decorative role.

    Cheng Yuanli and Yu Yang were specifically here to hang out and have some fun, so they went straight into the bar and ordered two Jagerbombs, and also asked for a large table of grilled skewers.

    Cheng Yuanli looked at the exorbitant prices listed on the menu, feeling as if his heart was bleeding.

    "Damn it, it's too expensive," he sighed.

    Yu Yang handed over a bank card with a smile and said, "I'll take care of you. I'll treat you to meals from now on. Won't you consider it?"

    "Get lost."

    "The body is all I need, it's a fair trade." Yu Yang pushed the bank card forward.

    "Spirit and flesh are both unable."

    Yu Yang tilted his head back and laughed, saying, "You, kid, are truly stubborn... But I have to say, you are quite well-informed. This shop has only been open for two days, and yet you already know your way around."

    Cheng Yuanli proudly hmphed and said, "If it weren't for the exams a few days ago, I would have come here to eat already."

    Ten minutes later, a waiter dressed in uniform brought two glasses of wine and placed them in front of the two individuals before leaving with a tray in hand.

    Yu Yang leaned in towards the tall glass, sticking out his tongue to lick around the rim. He smirked and said, "This wine has a strong kick. Are you sure you can handle it?"

    "Of course, I am unyielding, never falling even after a thousand cups."

    Yes, it is true that Cheng Yuanli has a really strong alcohol tolerance. He can easily finish a case of Island Beer without any issues - as long as it's before he vomits.

    Faced with Cheng Yuanli, who would only get drunk after vomiting and always caused trouble for others, Guan Zhenghuai referred to him as the "ultimate troublemaker after drinking". Therefore, whenever Cheng Yuanli and Guan Zhenghuai went out drinking, he was forced to "hold back the urge to vomit and swallow it down".

    Stomach acid surged up, carrying chewed up food, and then swallowed down...

    "Yes, yes, swallow it, don't spit it out," Guan Zhenghuai said as he poked Cheng Yuanli's back with a stick.

    Ah, if Cheng Yuanli had been drunk, he would have thrown a punch long ago.