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    Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching?

    Chapter 12: Bro, So You Like Men!

    Story: Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching? Author:saomao words:4204 Update time:2023-07-01 14:58:25

    I have already become used to the situation of my younger sister being asked to meet with someone's parents.

    However, every time the two of them returned home with smiles on their faces, because the things his sister did were truly hilarious...

    One day, the classroom was extremely noisy.

    The teacher's throat was sore, making it difficult for him to give the lecture. Despite this, the audience below continued to chatter away. Unable to bear it any longer, Yu Jin slammed the table and said, "Everyone, shut up! Don't you see that the teacher has laryngitis?"

    And then, the whole world fell silent.

    After class, Yu Jin was called to the office.

    During biology class.

    The geography teacher, excited and full of enthusiasm, asked animatedly, "Why is Japan so developed? Please give examples!"

    Yu Jin said, "Selling short films."

    After class, Yu Jin once again appeared in the office.

    In the chemistry laboratory class.

    The teacher showed everyone the gas collection bottle for chlorine and stepped down from the podium, allowing everyone to smell it.

    Yu Jin stretched his arms and contentedly said, "Ah, the aroma of malt."

    After class, Yu Jin suddenly passed away in the office.

    ……

    Later on, due to his numerous mischievous acts, Yu Jin got called in by the parents. Because his father was too busy, the one who came was Yu Yang.

    After hearing about her glorious achievements, Yu Yang crouched in the school corridor and laughed for a full ten minutes.

    ……

    When Yu Yang and Yu Jin returned home, it was already past 8 o'clock in the evening.

    "Brother, it's time to feed your hamster," Yu Jin crouched in front of the hamster cage, extending a finger to poke its furry buttocks. "Brother, I don't understand, why do all your hamsters have white fur with black patterns?"

    "You don't need to worry about it." Yu Yang lowered his gaze, picked up a glass, poured some water into it, and handed it to Yu Jin.

    "Alright, fine, whatever," Yu Jin waved his hand dismissively, "Oh, by the way, bro, are you planning to pursue that girl in our class named Cheng...oops, I forgot her full name. Do you want to pursue Cheng?"

    "En."

    "Why?"

    "I am willing."

    Yu Jin blinked and said, "Although I don't mind you finding me a little sister-in-law... but you have to let me meet her and give her a test!"

    "Okay."

    "How does he look?" Yu Jin asked as the Appearance Association went online.

    Upon hearing these words, Yu Yang was momentarily stunned. His fingertips paused at the rim of the glass, "Very pure."

    "Do I look attractive?"

    "Not bad."

    "How tall and how heavy? Do you have long legs?"

    Yu Yang looked at her with amusement and said, "Why ask so many questions? Just let me take you to meet him next time."

    Yu Jin felt that it made sense, solemnly nodded in agreement.

    "I'm going to do my homework." She turned around and walked towards the bedroom. "I've ordered takeout, remember to sign for it later."

    Yuyang let out a soft "Hmm" and sat on the sofa, watching television.

    Yu Jin closed the bedroom door and sat behind it, his face gradually transforming from normal to astonishment.

    Her older brother actually likes men!

    She is about to have a brother-in-law!

    A few days ago, there were rumors among her classmates that the girl next door, Yu Yang, from the neighboring university, was pursuing a guy. Moreover, both of them are equally good-looking, and everyone has high hopes for them.

    At that time, a classmate who had a good relationship with her ran over and said, "Yu Jin, your older brother is coming out of the closet!"

    Yu Jin's eyes widened in shock as he exclaimed, "It's impossible!"

    How could her overbearing CEO older brother possibly like men! He should be finding a cute soft girl like her!

    So, she asked Yu Yang half-heartedly, and Yu Yang admitted it without any concealment. Thus, this matter could be considered settled.

    He really likes men!!!

    Yu Jin immediately made a phone call and exclaimed, "Hey, Wen Wen? Is anyone next to you? I have earth-shattering news to share with you! My brother really likes men! I didn't do anything, he bent himself! It's true, what classmates have been saying! Hmm hmm, I also think my brother is quite extraordinary!"