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    Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching?

    Chapter 10: Meet in the Small Woods

    Story: Hey! Where the Hell Are You Touching? Author:saomao words:5553 Update time:2023-07-01 14:58:08

    The green light turned on, and Yu Yang stepped on the accelerator, causing the motorcycle to shoot out like an arrow released from a bow. The speed was so fast that the trees on both sides became blurry.

    Cheng Yuanli almost fell down without stabilizing himself, causing his heart to pound in fear. Instinctively, he held onto the waist of Yu Yang, who still had some residual balance.

    Facing the strong wind, he murmured indistinctly, "You... slow down..."

    "We have already left the urban area," Yu Yang said, turning his head.

    "Slow down... you crazy person..."

    Ah, so exhilarating. I just love doing these thrilling things," Yu Yang chuckled, exposing a row of beautifully neat teeth as the wind rushed into his mouth.

    At this moment, Cheng Yuanli couldn't care less about any distinctions between men. He tightly embraced Yu Yang, resting his chin on Yu Yang's prominent collarbone, and his legs tightly clasped around Yu Yang's waist.

    "Yu Yu Yu Yang..."

    "Hmm?"

    The car came to a stop, and we had something important to discuss.

    "There's nothing much to say."

    Cheng Yuanli's face wrinkled up and he said, "So, what do you want to do then..."

    "Uh... There's a grove ahead. Let's go there and talk."

    Cheng Yuanli's tears were about to flow out. The speed of the motorcycle only increased, never slowing down. He closely pressed against Yu Yang's body, feeling as if he had been gang-raped fifty times and then paraded naked in the streets himself.

    The strong wind blurred his facial features, and internally, Cheng Yuanli sang: "Oh, wind, please blow gently..."

    When the brain regained consciousness again, the motorcycle had already come to a stop.

    Yuyang stood in front of the motorcycle, lifting the hem of his shirt -- revealing his well-defined muscles, his physique stunning beyond words.

    Cheng Yuanli was initially stunned when he saw it, but upon realizing, his face turned frightened.

    In this desolate wilderness, he is no match for the remains of others. He is almost like a salted fish on a chopping board, waiting to be slaughtered...

    Cheng Yuanli tightly gripped his waist and looked at the man opposite him with a terrified expression on his face, as the man stood there completely bare-chested.

    Help me...

    Is there anyone...

    I don't want to lose my virginity yet...

    Yu Yang turned his head and saw him looking as if he had been deceived. He laughed out loud and said, "What's wrong? Afraid that I'll expand you?"

    Expand... expand...? Cheng Yuanli looked at him in astonishment and doubt.

    Soon, he realized what had happened and covered his rear end, loudly cursing, "You're just going through puberty, causing trouble!"

    Yu Yang extended his hand, rubbing it against his lips as he ominously flicked his fingertip, intentionally casting a malevolent gaze towards Cheng Yuanli. "Don't be afraid, relax... I just want to savor the feast of human flesh..."

    People, the human body...

    Yuyang walked towards him and straddled his body.

    "You're not actually serious, are you?" Cheng Yuanli collapsed onto the grass, staring earnestly at the person just inches above.

    Yuyang hesitated for a moment, a flicker passing through his eyes. He licked the corner of his mouth and glanced at the roadside before casting an uncertain look at Cheng Yuanli.

    Soon, he stood up, dusted off the dirt from his pants, and said, "Just kidding with you."

    Cheng Yuanli sighed with relief and looked up at the sky.

    "Follow me, there's a stream over here." Yuyang pushed aside the dense foliage, taking long strides towards the depths of the forest.

    He walked skillfully through the dense shrubs in the woods, and soon arrived at the creek.

    Listening to the gurgling sound of water, Cheng Yuanli couldn't help but walk forward quickly, side by side with Yu Yang.

    The two of them stood on a partially dry and partially wet stone, gazing at the crystal-clear stream beneath their feet. Their eyes met, filled with complex emotions, before they both jumped into the water together.

    Wow... Ah, refreshing!" Cheng Yuanli soaked in the water, savoring the fresh scent of the vapor.

    Lingyun lay beside him, his handsome upper body glistening with droplets of water, shimmering brightly under a few strands of sunlight. With his eyes squinted, he faced the sunlight and said, "What a great place."

    "Yeah," Cheng Yuanli blinked, "To those who once knocked me down, thank you. It feels so comfortable lying down."

    Yu Yang smiled and said, "Don't just lie down; life is not just about the present, but also about the future's compromise."

    "Get lost, stop trying to poison me with your toxic chicken soup."

    "Okay, no more drinking."

    Oh, right. Yuyang, where did you get the motorcycle from?" Cheng Yuanli sat up, water droplets trickling down as he moved.

    "Secretly purchased."

    "What's the point of buying two cars?"

    "One of them is mine, and the other one is a gift for my younger sister."

    "Sister?" Cheng Yuanli raised an eyebrow. "By blood?"

    "Um."

    What's your name? Yu Hai, Yu Nai, Yu Ya, Krypton, Xenon?

    Yuyang's eyes looked at Cheng Yuanli with a resentful gaze, and he tightly grabbed hold of Cheng Yuanli's private area, saying, "Don't spout nonsense."

    "You pervert! Don't touch me!" Cheng Yuanli shivered all over, slapping away the lingering hand. "I won't run the train anymore... Don't harm my descendants either..."

    Rubbing his reddened hand sheepishly, a mischievous gleam twinkled in Yu Yang's eyes as he calmly replied, "Actually, your guess isn't too far off... My sister's name is Yu Jin, 'Jin' as in 'gold'."